People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 223

I always keep measuring tape on my person in case of a record breaker poo

 

My monitors at my desk go dark after like 15 mins of inactivity so ppl know when yr off havn a poo so i changed the settings to like a half hour

 

do you not lock your computer when you leave the desk?

 

Uh 15 minutes...? What exactly are you doing in there?

 

A few months ago, they pulled me into an office and were like "you've been away from your desk for three hours in the past three days. You need to clock out to do that"

I didn't feel like telling them I was busy trying to convince strangers on the internet to watch the Tick.

 

Not typically, no

 

Thats none of your business kenneth

 

k

 

They had a Google doc Xcel sheet that all the management(cops) used to track my time away from my desk.

 

do you not cry in the bathroom for 15 minutes a day

 

I just wanted to recommend a doctor. You may have spoken to him before. His name is Sero-something

 

Worldbreaker poo Ja

 

Damn what?!?!?!

 

Hell no, im getting paid to poop

 

Only when i’m ******’ ***

 

I always do 30 minutes.

 

@Mr. Serotonin

 

Cop.

 

thats really fucked up.

 

That’s Doctor Serotonin to you, thank you very much.

 

well theres your problem. At my last job if you didn't lock your computer, someone would make your desktop something lewd.

 

So embarrassing.

 

I woulda told them you have ibs and its painful and personal make em feel bad

 

@Dog with a Blog

 

(If you actually do im sorry)