People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 175

bout ta turn on in for the evening

 

Hello children

 

It’s wild how not a single person that won The Voice went on to be a successful artist

 

Who?

 

well Cassadee and Meg and Dia kinda but they were already musicians

also M*l*n** M*rt*n*z and the one who died

but yeah it's interesting how little impact those shows have, American Idol had 2 superstars , Carrie and Kelly, and a bunch of nobodies ; sorry Katherine McPhee too

 

Behind These Hazel Eyes still fucks

 

Yeah see I don’t count those top two, and Felony Martinez didn’t even win!

It’s just interesting how people dream of becoming a super star, audition, win, and are forgotten about immediately after

 

The bartender here literally had my drink made before I sat down.

1. That's great for her
2. That's not great for me

 

maybe don't drink on every day that ends in 'y'?

 

you either never go to that bar again or pull a Dog With A Blog and somehow wind up in Vegas with that bartender

 

I mean yeah she cute as hell.

@Dog with a Blog help

 

I dont drink on Thursdays or Fridays

 

work days?

 

Shoulda been like, “what the hell is this?”

 

Days I have to work from 430 to 2 instead of 5 to 12

 

THATS HOW YOU ENDED UP IN VEGAS!?

 

Never been. Ian is being hyperbolic.

I dunno dude. Bartenders are tough to gauge cause like it’s their job to be hella nice and chat with you and stuff. Talking to a girl at a bar is one thing but hitting on a bartender is totally different imo. Yeah, at the end of the day she’s just a person, but she also works there and is trapped behind that bar and it’s like ehhhh do I really wanna put her in that position while she’s at work and have it be awkward and then prolly not wanna come back here??? Took me two years to ask to hang out with Dutch bartender outside of her job lol and that’s after getting to know her pretty well and talking to her extensively. Fuck what I say though I’m a coward.

 

Oh yeah I dont hit on women at work ever
I also dont hit on women who arent at work cause they arent wherever they are to be hit on.


Also you are not a coward compared to me or most people in this thread ya dumb stupid idiot

 

Well, maybe the phrase “hitting on women” isn’t the correct term but like you have to do something. Can’t just expect something to happen......I mean sometimes things just happen but for the most part some sort of effort needs to be made. How else are ya gonna fuck a grandma?

 

Yeah I'm bad at doing anything haha

 

As I type that Randall is asking me if he should go talk to someone

 

I think the appeal of the voice was always more about the judges and their banter more than the artists. Which... Contradicts the name of the show lol

 

Tomorrow I’m trying a new tactic called waking up at 6am to go to the library to do homework before my 930 class. Sooo wish me luck. Goodnight.