People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 157

this sounds like the exasperation of someone who has attempted to solve this problem from every angle imaginable.

 

Lmfao

 

I don't. I used to be a barista and never got tips. But also I worked with a bunch of snowflakes.....

 

Even if Borat fucked a chair that's tame for you deviants

 

So you’re saying I really want to but just can’t figure out how?

 

extremely Borat voice "My chair!"

 

Lmao I mean it's pretty easy......

 

Naps are always worth taking over doing anything else. So, I'll never disagree with that choice.
Doing OK, got over my initial anxiety of sleeping with the septum piercing, which kept me from relaxing the first night. But otherwise pretty good. Don't return to work until Thursday. ahhh

 

That looks supper comfortable to fuck, almost as if it was built for that purpose

 

That’s sarcasm btw

 

still probably better than mango

 

I almost never tip at the counter, unless they went above and beyond in helping my clueless ass

 

low bar

 

Liked and then unliked when I read the spoiler text

 

i always tip a dollar

 

We still have a couple of grapefruit 6 packs, they seem to be the least popular

 

don't be afraid to confess your kinks, it's a safe(ish) place here. Dog fucks grandmas, you like chairs. All good.

 

At least one of these is a human that can reciprocate

 

This is repulsive Mr. ! Against my conservative values ! Beans belong in the oven !

 

I gotta start carrying cash, because everytime I use a card I feel like I have to tip

not that baristas etc don't deserve tips but I shouldn't be paying $4.50 for black coffee

 

is eating a grandmas ass any more risky than any others since their bodies have a harder time controlling bowel movements? is removing the Depends less or more of a kink for you than actual underwear?

 

and can consent, sure.