Parks and Recreation (NBC) TV Show • Page 39

"Why don't you live your life like the cow in that video?"
"He was a horse"
"Yeah...because he followed his dreams"

 

"You're a CHAMPIOONNN little horse, and you're dead. You're the CHAMPIOONNN of death. You're the champion of death."

 

"You're like an angel without wings."
"So a person."

 

"I'll be there to give you a foot massage...to completion."
"Good lord."

 

"It rubbed off....from friction."

 

God I can hear his voice in my head lol

 

The finale is still the greatest finale ever.

 

It's hilarious that the finale shot that was filmed was of Jerry.

 

Gail not aging is also a great bit.

 

“Don’t you work at lady footlocker?”

 

Lol

 

Oh my God, rewatching the episode where Leslie finds out she wasn't born in Pawnee, and Ben's fucking reaction in the restaurant scene with Joan kills me every time

Joan: Drink up, Tom. I'm gonna go powder my nose... amongst other things... if you know what I mean.
Ben: Dude, is she going to powder her vagina?

 

The crew wouldn't stop laughing either

 

"You said Dave Grohl could be there."
"He _could_ be anywhere."

 

“If you ever address me in spanish please use the formal usted.”

 

Apparently "kill all birds" was improvised

 

And Kyle was originally supposed to be Andy's father lol

 

His delivery of "Ohhhh okay!" is too good

 

@CarpetElf loves his Buzzfeed articles

 

Speaking of Clickbait....5 Best & 5 Worst Episodes Of Parks And Recreation

10. Hard disagree
9. Agree, duh
8. Absolutely.
7. Yeah, alright, that's fair, that's a good one.
6. What the fuck, no.
5. Yup
4. Nooooo
3. One of the best series finales ever so yup.
2. YUP.
1. Baba booey

 

Alright, fuck it. You know what it is

Hunting Trip
Camping
The Fight
Ron and Tammy
Greg Pikitis
Andy and April's Fancy Party
The Possum
Flu Season
The Comeback Kid
Li'l Sebastian
One Last Ride
Two Parties
Moving Up
Ron & Tammy: Part Two
94 Meetings
Media Blitz
Leslie and Ron
Two Funerals
Ron and Tammys
Jerry's Painting
Ann and Chris
Tom's Divorce
The Bubble
Sweet Sixteen
Born & Raised
Harvest Festival
Leslie and Ben
The Debate
London
Ron and Jammy
Anniversaries
Ron and Diane
Animal Control
Campaign Ad
Women in Garbage
Bus Tour
Emergency Response
Indianapolis
Ann's Decision
Road Trip
End of the World
The Stakeout
The Camel
Halloween Surprise
Campaign Shake-Up
Filibuster
Pawnee Rangers
Flu Season 2
Freddy Spaghetti
Win, Lose, or Draw
Sweetums
The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic
Lucky
Citizen Knope
Donna and Joe
Go Big or Go Home
Ms. Knope Goes to Washington
Telethon
Christmas Scandal
Save JJs
Eagleton
One in 8,000
The Trial of Leslie Knope
Practice Date
The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
Dave Returns
How a Bill Becomes a Law
Operation Ann
The Cones of Dunshire
Meet n Greet
The Master Plan
Time Capsule
Gryzzlbox
The Wall
New Slogan
Recall Vote
Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
Woman of the Year
Gin It Up!
Swing Vote
Are You Better Off?
Pawnee Zoo
Prom
William Henry Harrison
Correspondents' Lunch
Leslie vs. April
Pie-Mary
Bailout
Soulmates
Partridge
Ben's Parents
Jerry's Retirement
Rock Show
Bowling for Votes
Park Safety
Smallest Park
I'm Leslie Knope
Galentine's Day
Kaboom
Live Ammo
Leslie's House
Fluoride
2017
Second Chunce
Sex Education
Beauty Pageant
Summer Catalog
New Beginnings
Doppelgangers
Soda Tax
Farmers Market
The Set Up
The Treaty
Galentine's Day
The Reporter
Pawnee Commons
Boy's Club
Canvassing
The Banquet
Sister City
Pilot

 

Lol holy shit

 

I mostly agree with that list but actually really enjoy a lot of the S1 episodes at the bottom.

I love Doppelgangers bc the interactions between donna/craig, ron/ron, and april/tyyniffer are hilarious.

Hunting Trip may actually be the best episode

 

The scene of Donna running at Leslie screaming about her Mercedes might be the hardest I ever laughed at this show.

 

I don’t even know what most of those episodes are by title. There are shows I could probably do that for but this is not one of them.