Oscars 2022 • Page 60

If you didn’t wrestle with your friends because you watched too much wwe, are you even real? Lol

 

One time when I was a freshman on the bass drum line, one of the other guys on the line who was a foot taller than me and had probably 150 pounds on me called me a band geek for asking a question about the set we were running and I had to be physically restrained while yelling “YOURE IN MARCHING BAND TOO DUMBASS”

 

i'd do fake karate with my friends because of power rangers and ninja turtles.

 

I got into huge trouble as a kid because i slapped my younger cousin in the face over a game of Harvest Moon on SNES.

Thinking back on it now i don't regret it. I worked for hours to get to point where I could give enough gifts to marry Maria, and right before i could give her the bouquet he grabbed the controller from me and deleted it from my inventory and laughed about it. He deserved that shit.

 

My brother got into a fight with someone in the hallway in middle school. The kid started it and my brother defended himself. He was given a ticket and had to go to court. My brother’s dad was pretty proud he won.

 

I really don't have strong feelings about it, so this was my take.

 

growing up my friends and i used to watch DBZ and then put on our pee wee football shoulder pads and pretend it was sayian armor and pretend fight and then when someone didn't pull a punch, usually on accident, it was an all out brawl in one of our front yards until we got yelled at lol

in high school there were fights almost every friday after school at the "turn around" which was a dead end county road outside our town limits so the cops couldn't come out someone had to call the sheriff which gave us enough time to have almost the entire school load up into everyone's car, drive out there, watch a fight or two, and then scatter when we heard sirens.

 

If you didn’t make Jackass videos in 2001 with your friends what were you doing?

 

We didn't have video cameras but if we did I know it would be bad

 

bit of this

 

I was in a trampoline wrestling league (?) in 5th or 6th grade, we had one show, i was in a tag match and my team lost when I turned on my partner, I think I came out to 123 kids music. We used cookie sheets as chairs.

There was actually a crowd, it was when I peaked.

 

Judd Apatow watches one episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos and calls 911 on Alfonso Ribeiro

 

Trauma came up naturally as part of the lesson I was doing today so I had to stop the class and read everyone the Schumer post. Got a good laugh out of it

 

No one has dared to fight me ever. Not even play fight.

 

fight me

 

My jackass friends and I absolutely did that. One time when we weren’t even doing that, we were goofing around and I picked up a recycling bin and slammed it on my friends head. I have no idea why I did it. Best part is that it was on video so we got to relive it over and over.

 

Fkin King shit

 

It’s fascinating that people like Jim Carry, Zoe Kravitz, and Judd Apatow felt their input was so necessary and twitter immediately throws their dirt right back in their face. I don’t think any of it was new dirt either, just stuff that people didn’t care about for some reason. The Jaden Smith stuff and the Carry kiss are gross.

 

yeah duh he knew he might get an award

 

what’s the Jim Carry and Zoe Kravitz stuff?

 

I watched the video of this but did not check if the ages are accurate, but it’s wrong even they were the same age. At some awards show Alicia Silverstone (age 20) gave out an award that Carrey (age45) won. He went up forced himself on her seemingly shoving his tongue in her while she appears to attempt to push him away.

Kravitz apparently dated an allegedly known abuser, there was something I’m forgetting but you can find it on twitter. The last thing is an interview where she is 20 something and talks about a 14 yr old Jaiden smith and how handsome he is and she seemingly wants to be with him in some capacity but she can’t because of his age. The attraction to him has drawn criticism. Oh, and for bonus people are bringing up that her father apparently dated like a 17 yr old when he was in his 30’s.

just a fun time on twitter