Oscars 2022 • Page 38

to be fair it probably will be someone with the name of sean murphy that puts an end to comedy

 

Well yeah, it’s SNL.

if they don’t do a full sketch that parodies it, it will definitely be written into the monologue of whoever is hosting that night.

 

Dude wait until you hear Rogan's take. Comedian + people getting offended over something + celebrities + violence, this has all he ingredients of an truly horrible Joe Rogan take.

He'll probably break the video down in detail how he'd put Smith into an armbar or something.

 

god the Williams family is going to be forever bombarded with questions about this shit

 

You just know SNL is gonna cook up some sketch that has Judy Dench tombstoning Bradley Cooper.

 

Michael Che is gonna have some insufferable Weekend Update takes about it

 

I mean, for real. A GI Jane joke? I think Chris Rock is a pretty sharp comedian. Even if he’s doing light crowd work, for whatever reason, you should get slapped for dusting a joke like that off in 2022.

 

omg the takes they dont stop

 

This but also the folks saying they’d be brave enough to go slap Chris Rock lol.

 

“I could take him. His form is all wrong. Do you remember the..uh…1999 tournament I was in? Jamie pull that shit up”

 

D'Elia deleted his tweet

 

The fact that people are praising Chris and acting like he is defending comedy is straight up bizarre.

 

TIL alot of dummies on Twitter do not know how assault and battery charges work. Like they think cops are going to burst in and immediately put Will in handcuffs without Rock pressing charges first (which he won't do).

 

feeling my soul leave my body realizing people 100% called the cops on Will Smith on Chris Rock's behalf tonight