One Battle After Another (Paul Thomas Anderson, September 26, 2025) Movie • Page 31

I pissed but I held it until the exact perfect moment (Sensei's apt, post phone call, pre roof escape) and did not miss a single thing because I am an efficient pisser. The old guy in front of me was scrolling facebook full brightness at seemingly the most important parts of the movie (Lockjaw/Willa DNA testing scene being one of them) so that took me out more than my pee break.

 

I also pulled a Ben Rodgers and got a hot black coffee to sip throughout the movie. I think it will be my new go-to move.

 

Should’ve pissed on his phone. Would’ve solved both problems.

 

I pissed 3 long ones. Before, during, and after the movie. I had 2 sips of water during the movie. Made no sense at all. smh.

 

One Piss After Another.

 

Begging some of y'all to pee before the movie.

 

pen is obsessed with pissing

a true piss king

 

Second time I saw it a dude a few seats down was on his phone for 50% of the movie. The brightest wasn’t up so it didn’t bother me but damn why even go?

 

maybe he was live posting

 

I have never had to leave a movie to piss. Yall are pissing too much

 

Gotta stay hydrated

 

You should go pee before any major time-consuming event. Long drives, appointments, etc.

 

I pissed right before and once in the middle of the movie. Probably was out of my seat and back in less than 2 minutes

 

I crawled into the screen and pissed on Lockjaw but that was also one of their kinks

 

Runpee app >>>

 

I somehow managed to make it all the way through when I saw this Saturday morning, no piss. Movie fucking rocked btw.

 

The theater I go to is just one screen and they have the audio from the film playing in the bathroom so you kinda still know what’s happening if you have to pee quick

 

All I’m getting from the piss conversation is I apparently have the most powerful bladder in the world because I’ve never had to leave a movie to piss. I simply piss before and enjoy both an icee and entire hydroflask of water and often won’t even piss again until I’m home. Frankly this is a skill issue

 

I work from home and can pee whenever I want. I don’t hold my pee. It’s not healthy.

 

I would guess I drink anywhere from 80-100oz of water per day. I pee when I get to the theater and don’t drink while I’m there (if I do I’ll generally wait til the movie is at least halfway through the runtime). Never have to pee during a movie and certainly not because I am forcing myself to hold it. It just doesn’t come up

 

I didnt take a piss break during any of my three viewings of this movie

 

when can the piss talk end

 

It’s weird because at home I will stop a movie, usually once, because I have to piss. At a theater it’s like that switch turns off in my brain

 

Josh dying to steer the conversation towards how many dumps he had to take during this movie

 

i don't DO THAT