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Official Beard Thread

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Tim, Mar 11, 2016.

  1. Tim

    whatever happened to the man of tomorrow Prestigious

  2. Chaplain Tappman

    Trusted Prestigious

    i am a beardo
  3. Timmiluvs

    I play video games fast -- @Timmiluvs Prestigious

    The day I can grow a beard is the day the world ends
  4. Snewt

    Does whatever a spider can. Prestigious

    This was me yesterday trying to convince my wife that I'm "bearded Harry Styles" from my hotel bathroom. It did not work.
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  5. Snewt

    Does whatever a spider can. Prestigious

    Also, whisker wash, beard oil and a nice wooden comb are my bff.
  6. I've been trying out coconut butter or something. I like how much fuller it's been looking.

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  7. St. Nate

    We were just talkin' bout the Jesus. Prestigious

    This thread is prejudice against non beards!!!

    But anyway, my brother has a beard. He has to shave it before he gets on airplanes tho.
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  8. Timmiluvs

    I play video games fast -- @Timmiluvs Prestigious

    The owners of the restaurant my mom works at are the same way. If one of them doesn't shave his beard, he's "randomly" chosen for extra security checks at the airport. He at least jokes about it and takes it in stride (although it's stupid it happens as such)
  9. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    Hung out with this guy at a bar one night and made him take this picture.

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  10. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

    This thread makes me bitter and jealous
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  11. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

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  12. cryates

    Trusted Prestigious

    Also, I've been using this and it's pretty okay:

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  13. Tim

    whatever happened to the man of tomorrow Prestigious

    Remember, guys: Smaller beards can be good beards, too.


    (@Jason Tate, is there no bearded emoji!?)
  14. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    Bed Bath and Beyond doesn't carry any beard care stuff and that bothers me.
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  16. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    My beard does not grow in even ever.

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  17. cryates

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  18. Garrett

    you're not a ghost Moderator

    After this length, my beard goes to shit and just looks like pubes on my face. Pretty much try to stay at the 5'0 clock shadow length now.
  19. Tim

    whatever happened to the man of tomorrow Prestigious

    Mine is pretty naturally even. Just have to keep the sides contained and shave some stray cheek hairs, and it's good to go.
  20. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    I think a lot of my problem is that my hand is constantly in mine. lol
  21. Tim

    whatever happened to the man of tomorrow Prestigious

    Ha, I play with mine, but do so by combing down with my fingers, so it helps instead of hurts.
  22. cshadows2887

    Hailey, It Happens @haileyithappens Supporter

    For someone who's had a beard a long time, I've never taken great care of it.

    A friend of a friend gave me some of a beard oil he makes, but it reeks of clove and I am not about that.

    About the only thing I do is use Mr. Natty's Face Forest Shampoo and it doesn't really cut it by itself.
  23. I usually grow mine out through the winter, like October to January-ish. I am found of this balm/oil during the process. It's not too oily and doesn't have a strong scent and I use a little comb with it and it feels really good.

    I also use a little Beardsly on it in the shower.
  24. Tim

    whatever happened to the man of tomorrow Prestigious

    tbh, me neither. My above-average natural ability has sidetracked all motivation to put real effort into it, lol. #humblebrag I do want to try some stuff some time, though.
  25. cryates

    Trusted Prestigious

    I actually didn't realize for a long time that beard oil or any kind of facial hair maintenance was really as important as it is. My beard used to drive me crazy and itch like hell before using oil everyday.
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