Off-putting things about people • Page 28

People (particularly men) who walk with too much shoulder movement or too much side to side movement. Such a little thing but it pisses me right off.

 

I swing my arms back and forth way harder than I should and everyone hates me bc of it. I have mentally tried to stop myself but then I forget.

 

Yeah, know it alls. I was hanging with one and she wanted to go to the mall for specific store. I told her they didn't have that store. She insisted they did so we went anyway. They didn't have it. She kept insisting she had gone to that store in that mall recently. I was like sis, that store has never been there for as long as I can think back. She kept insisting that she had been. I was like OMG so they built and opened that store the one day that you were there and then tore it down after you left?? Cause I swear to you it never existed. She finally googled and then sorta relented that it was at another mall but still wouldn't fully admit she was wrong.


Same a few weeks ago when she was complaining about a confusing sign in an apartment complex. I was like actually you misread the sign and it doesn't say that. The sign makes perfect sense. She kept insisting that the sign said what she thought it did and they must have changed it from when she looked at it last and i was like omg no! Just admit you misread the sign!! Why is that hard??

 

If you burp out loud in the presence of other people, you're annoying. If they ask you to stop and you continue, you're an annoying prick.

 

My ultimate pet peeve of life is when you ask someone a question and they respond without answering it. Espesh if you have to ask it again and feel pushy. Like, so.... about that question I JUST ASKED

 

Ppl who take forever to get ready. Or like at least if ur gonna take forever get an earlier start or something.

 

Relevant cause I got a new one last week - people who think it's cool beans to grab at your arms if you've got tattoos there. like get out of my bubble I hardly know you.

 

This is super petty but I know someone who calls it fuel instead of gas and it kills me. Idk why it bothers me SO much cause they mean the same thing but it does. I just wanna yell CALL IT GAS. Where do you want to get fuel? I need to get fuel. Is fuel leaking? Omg just stop. I twitch every time they say it

 

My friend does this when he had indigestion and it's the worst.

 

I'm sure it's been mentioned. But I hate people always using their phone when they have company. Irritates me

 

I have anxiety issues so if I bury myself into my phone, that's why.

 

People who hate Alestorm.

I just don't trust people who hate fun.

 

My girlfriend and I have burping contests because good lord she shakes buildings when she burps so it's usually a comedic thing for me which leads to me having to hurriedly silence my burps right before they exit my esophagus in social settings because I only remember at the last second that it's obnoxious.

 

I don't know why it pisses me off so much, but I know a few people who pronounce "chipotle" like "chip-ol-tee" and I'm like IT'S NOT SPELLED LIKE THAT WHY DO YOU SAY IT THAT WAY, THE T IS BEFORE THE L PEOPLE!!!

 

When people call them reesies

 

I always hate hearing Bobby Flay on the Food Network say "Chi-pote-a-lay". It's so weird.

 

I hate when people state that they "Hate being sick".

Yeah so does THE REST OF THE HUMAN POPULATION THROUGHOUT HUMANITY.

 

Idk, I actually like being sick

 

That's a lie!

 

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Right

 

"Reesies" peanut butter cups is wrong but sort of understandable. It's when we get into "Reesies Peesies" that I begin to question the character of the person and all that they stand for

 

It's all horrible. How many people do you know names Reesie? C'mon now. And yeah that "peesies" shit is even worse

 

When old people pronounce garbage as "garbeege" and Tuesday as "tuesdee"

 

I have a coworker who pronounces "wash" as "warsh." That's not as annoying as it is just totally baffling