Nosferatu (Robert Eggers) • Page 7

Cocksferatu

 

Hog
Hog
Hog

 

It wouldn’t be Dracula related without lust involved. That’s like a key component to the story

 

I agree

 

Dracula, except he sucks blood through his hog.

 

that's crass

 

i will venture to say these jokes ran their course

 

somebody stop me I’m spamming the nosferatu thread with dongs

 

If my joke led to this, I REGRET NOTHING

 

tickets are apparently on sale

 

hoping this ends up getting one dolby showtime but they'll likely all go to mufasa

 

…oh yeah, there’s a Mufasa movie, huh.

 

Lame, not seeing anything nearby yet on Christmas day unless I drive to an AMC in MA. Hoping the Regal near me just hasn't announced yet.

 

I have to see Timothee sing Mr Tambourine Man in Dolby my b

 

I forgot Sonic 3 is also coming out that day

 

Sonic 3 releases on Dec 20th in the US, so a few days before this.

 

ok whatever but it's still likely gonna get premium screens!

 

can't fuckin wait

 

Holy shit he’s got facial hair now, I’m feeling old as shit

 

Does he review full-time? He seems to get almost no engagement with his posts except a handful of people making fun of him. Apparently he wrote a childrens' book.

 

Have there been other negative reviews published so far? First one I’ve seen I think

 

I hesitate to call that a review