I’m only truly mad that it’s a Christmas release because I would rather get sandwhiched by two speeding busses than go to a theater around Christmas time
One driven by Keanu Reeves, the other by Sandra Bullock? But if Keanu is going 45 mph and Sandra is going only 30, but Sandra starts 100 miles away and Keanu 130, which one hits you first? The answer? Neither. They're not going over 50 mph, so they both blow up before they hit you.
I feel like Skarsgard has proven himself in these types of role, yet this will be the defining role in his career
I like the people in the comments like "why make it about sex?? Just make it spooky!" as if vampires were not inherently a metaphor for sexual dominance.