NFL Season 2020 Football • Page 178

randwll play your madden game so I can when I get.home

 

ITS ABOUT BEING A MEMBER OF SOCIETY. I HAVE TO ROUND A CORNER TO SEE YOU. CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN YOUR DICK IS OUT OR USE THE URINAL

 

@CarpetElf you have a game this week too don't you? We could play at the same time. You always take longer because you're always playing pokemon or making lists or whatever Matt does, between downs lol.

Also, do you want me to grab some Wild Basins? If i can use your card for half?

 

My dick is not "out" in that scenario, it is obstructed from view on all four sides lolllll

 

If you have a door why not use it

It's so easy

 

I just dont' see what's so gross about seeing the back of someone's shirt and pants haha

Anyway I don't even wait till the front of the door to see if someone's in a stall. You can see their shoes / feet before you even round that corner and you can hear their piss splashing! Sounds to me like @CarpetElf should be mad at himself for being oblivious! hahaha

I mean how fast did you try to walk in there and was that the only toilet??? haha

 

So real talk I have pee shyness and cannot do a trough at stadiums or whatever. I have waited for stalls and been given huge amounts of shit from people before.

 

This is common tbh

Also laughing my ass off at the idea of the bolded being a literal statement, and you actually choosing the blown up toilet over the relatively clean urinal because it has a stall

 

FOUR IMPLIES RHE DOOR IS CLOSED

 

I can't do a trough and whenever theres no barrier wall between urinals, I'm either going to the furthest one away that no one is gonna stand next to me, or it's gonna take me at least 60 seconds of awkwardly looking up because there's nowhere else to look, before I can start peeing haha

 

no it doesn't? It implies most dicks are not that long that you can still see them even when the person is facing away with their pants still on hahahah

 

It’s still awkward when you almost walk into the person and the first thought is why the fuck is the door open

 

Yeah whwhy is randall arguing this lmao this is the dumbest randall take.

"Should you use privacy doors?"
"Absolutely fucking not"

 

I've literally never almost walked into a person in an open stall how do y'all have this problem lol

I'm always cautious about approaching the stall to begin with in case there's somebody in there. Idk hahaha I've often seen people peeing with the stall door open, cause it's already a bathroom with urinals and you're already in a room with people who are facing away from you peeing. Not a weird thing to me.

 

If the stall door is unlocked I'm going in full steam ahead. Lock that shit.

 

lol do you also shame people for not using straws to drink drinks at restaurants cause "that's what they're for"?

It's totally a preference whether you need that additional privacy or not. If the urinals are taken then I'm going to a toilet and peeing like it's a urinal. Quick and easy, remain clothed, face away from everybody.

 

I mean yeah anyone who takes a shit and doesn't lock that door is a sociopath lol

 

This is ridiculous to me lol. This is like telling me to go lock myself in a changing room to try on a tie or a hoodie / not actually take off any clothes

 

Because, as said, the stall at pour you have a partition so it looks likeno one is in there

 

THEURINALS ARENT TAKEN I

 

His concern is, because the door is open, that he will think the entire stall is empty and walk in and be wildly close proximity to someone peeing which is uncomfortable for both Matt and the pee-er.

 

Just close the door! Now you know it’s at least a minor issue for some people and it’s not an inconvenience to close the door so this is easy

 

Team Piss Pants

 

"YOU PEE IN A URINAL WITHOUT A DOOR SO YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME WITH A STALL"

YEAH AND I SHIT IN A STALL TOO. GUESS IM SHITTING IN A URINAL SINCE THEYRE THE EXACT SAME

 

this point is so dumb and made in such bad faith, but

it made me laugh really hard so I'll allow it, you win, good game