NFL Gameday Week 5 • Page 58

Paddin those stats

 

I'm moist

 

lol at Hurts telling Siriani to chill out with those timeouts

 

Dobbs is a backup

 

Eagles red zone offense continuing to be mid unless they’re at the one yard line lol

 

Awful fucking playcalls on the last couple plays

 

Swift screen has been on point all game, at least try that

 

Calling draws or designed runs when there are so many bodies crowding around the line of scrimmage continue to be among my least favorite calls from this offense. They’ve done them a few times in this game already

 

Stafford has been sacked 100 times this year

 

I need to change my shorts

 

Goddammit did Pratt get hurt?

 

Who is Aaron Donald?

 

It’s cute watching you all complain about your offenses like any of you actually know pain. You ain’t built for the kinda life I live alone at the top of the tower of sadness.

 

Devastating, can I interest you in some Caleb Williams

 

15/190/3 for Chase. We're back bb.

 

Yes, 1 Caleb Williams sounds wonderful thank you.

 

@Randall Mentzos - Another failed tush push. This time by the Eagles!

 

Yeah man, I watched Carson Wentz shit his fucking diaper as recently as 2020

 

I honestly don’t even care the bengals win today. I think they’re going to be such losers this season

 

Nah. It’s different.

 

What is the football equivalent of asking for towels thrice and not receiving them?

 

ive seen some stuff

 

So lonely at the top of the tower of sadness.

 

Bring me Zach Wilson and the New York Jets