NFL Gameday Week 3

2018 NFL Schedule

 

Deshaun wins his first game of his MVP season

 

fuck a black hole

 

This is probably not a good week for the Colts

 

Seahawks are getting a couple great players back on defense, so that really scares me. But our defense is going to feast on their offensive line and below average receiving corps. I could see Wilson getting sacked 5+ times again.

I'll predict we win a low-scoring defensive battle.

 

Thursday Night

NYJ @ CLE - this is it. This is the one.

Sunday

NO @ ATL
SFO @ KC
OAK @ MIA
BUF @ MIN
IND @ PHI
GB @ WAS
CIN @ CAR - I think this is the game DJ Moore does some amazing things.
TEN @ JAX
DEN @ BAL
NYG @ HOU
LAC @ LAR
CHI @ ARI
DAL @ SEA
NE @ DET

Monday Night

PIT @ TB - Fitzmagic will continue!

 

Bold call to pick a MIA/OAK tie

 

The first two weeks had ties. It only makes sense.


(Fixed. TY.)

 

CLE - NYJ tie at 2
NO over ATL
KC over SF
MIA over OAK
MIN over BUF
PHI over IND
GB over WAS
CAR over CIN
JAX over TEN
BAL over DEN
HOU over NYG
LAR over LAC
CHI over AZ
SEA over DAL
NE over DET
PIT over TB

 

Jets
Saints
49ers
Dolphins
Vikings
Eagles
Packers
Panthers
Jaguars
Broncos
Giants
Chargers
Seahawks
Patriots
Steelers

 

Houston wins or I riot

 

Black cats will beat my stripey cats :(

 

NYJ @ CLE
NO @ ATL
SFO @ KC
OAK @ MIA
BUF @ MIN
IND @ PHI
GB @ WAS
CIN @ CAR
TEN @ JAX
DEN @ BAL
NYG @ HOU
LAC @ LAR
CHI @ ARI
DAL @ SEA
NE @ DET
PIT @ TB

 

Go jungle cats.

 

Regardless of which team wins on Monday we all lose for listening to Jason Witten

 

Yeah, I really wish he was better, he's such a great dude :(

 

Here we go! 1-1-1!

 

Why the hell are Nantz/Romo doing the Bills game ?

 

Week 3 picks:

Thursday Night:
NYJ @ CLE - Myles Garrett. Denzel Ward. Nightmare defense for a rookie QB. All in for the W.

Sunday:
NO @ ATL - Can't trust that NO defense.
SF @ KC - I've always been a big believer in Mahomes. Great matchup.
OAK @ MIA - Fins are surprisingly competent this season.
BUF @ MIN - Will not be Josh Allen's best game.
IND @ PHI - Welcome back Mr. Wentz.
GB @ WSH - Fully expecting Aaron Rodgers to play.
CIN @ CAR - Bengals missing Mixon will hurt.
TEN @ JAX - Second straight big game for Bortles.
DEN @ BAL - Which version of Joe Flacco will show up? I think they still win by a FG.
NYG @ HOU - I bought into the Giants offense (on paper). I was wrong believing in Pat Shurmur again.
LAC @ LAR - Love the Rams this season.
CHI @ ARI - Khalil Mack.
DAL @ SEA -Gut feeling, unless that O-line can't protect Wilson.
NE @ DET - Josh Gordon makes his presence known.

Monday Night:
PIT @ TB - Completely bought into the Fitzmagic hype train.

 

No

 

Fuck the Titans, fuck Blaine Gabbert, fuck Mike Vrabel.

Brb gonna go find a broom. It’s time to sweep.

 

If you lose...

Oh brother

 

Childsplay. The real challenge is week 5.

 

NYJ
ATL
KC
OAK
MIN
PHI
GB
CAR
JAX
BAL
HOU
LAR
CHI
SEA
NE
TB