NFL Gameday Week 12 • Page 26

Making jokes is like flirting for me

I have no idea what the fuck is good or clever I just say shit and maybe 3% of the time the other person doesn’t just shake their head and walk away??

 

Did Jerry Jones wake up today and finally realize Jason Garrett is not a good coach?

 

Your results with flirting are far superior to that of your comedy

 

"Google, what's the meanest possible nice thing I could say"

 

On the contrary. I’m only successful with women who think I’m funny for some unexplained reason hahaha

 

One positive to being married is not having to talk, flirt, bother with anyone anywhere ever

 

Bortles is playing by the end of the third quarter.

 

I just don’t actually try to flirt haha. I just make female friends and eventually I might vibe enough with one to ask her out, and I’m content staying friends if it doesn’t work out.

Asking random people on dates is dead 2019

 

As a Browns fan I think Lamar should play WR.

 

I accidentally flirt sometimes without meaning to flirt as does my wife and its gonna be awkward and hilarious when that backfires on us

 

...I guess now he wants to be a Raven

 

"As my grandmother told me its gonna be a tough road for the Rams" wtf Booger

 

FLAP. FLAP!

 

4 passing TDs on 132 passing yards lmao

 

Never mind the additional 80 yards rushing lol

 

How's les Snead doing?

 

It wasn’t a slight against him just an observation that they use him very differently in the red zone than the rest of the field

 

Ravens 49ers next week gonna be so fun

 

He's functionally unstoppable there. Same way on 4th and short; dude averages 5+ ypc, so you have to respect a QB sneak...and he's got a bunch of fast WRs who can run a crossing patter or quick out to ruin your day.

That Ingram/RG3/Jackson triple option is going to ruin some team in the playoffs. Lets hope its the Patriots

 

This Ravens team reminds me a lot of the 2015 Panthers. Dynamic offensive attack that can’t be stopped. Defense that forces turnovers. Games over at halftime.

 

5 passing TD and 100 rushing yards lol that is pretty nuts

I don’t even think Vick ever did that

 

Oh god I just saw Cowherd has the same take as me. Ugh. Never mind.

 

Ravens got Marcus Peters for Kaare Vedvik (Vikings 5th) and Kenny Young

 

Teams are gonna fleece the Rams for the next year or two in those kinds of trades, as they get desperate to shed big contracts. Id bet Woods is one of them before his roster bonus in 2020 (with them having Kupp, Cooks, and Reynolds now).

Dolphins are probably gonna get a 4th round compensatory for Talib just by taking his salary