NFL Gameday Week 1 • Page 138

I forgot about these fucking Jesus ads

 

Every week we get a new ultimate Russell Wilson moment

 

Should have signed better players then

 

Brady looks like he'd LOVE those eyes wide shut party

 

Daks pre snap call being "too easy" and it being a run for a loss is very Cowboys

 

It is 2024. Bobby Wagner isn’t good anymore and Jeremy Chinn has been trending in a downward trajectory since his rookie season in 2020.

Idk who else they brought in besides Frankie Luvu, but I know a lot of analysts talked about how their offseason seemed to be about bringing in “professionals” on both sides of the ball rather than flashy signings

 

i didnt know jesus could fuck

 

Seahawks oh my god

 

Aubrey the next Justin Tucker

 

Jake Elliott erasure

 

what couldn't that man do

 

I feel like you think I’m saying they did something good lol

 

When they showed him hyping up the offensive line on the bench after their first drive, that was PEAK corny Wilson. It was so brutal and hilarious.

 

Ya ever read The DaVinci Code?

 

Sean can't read, so no

 

I just want to know who, outside of that organization, actually expected the defense to be better because of course the organization themselves is going to expect the defense to be better lol

 

Sean have you ever seen the Tom Hanks film The DaVinci Code?

 

Guys, are the panthers good?

 

I was just being hopeful.

 

Whoever was broadcasting the preseason game they had with the Patriots lol

 

no but he knows a few davincis pizza places

 

Someone from NFL network said prior to the game that he was the emergency QB today

Obviously, odds are low that he would have needed to play, but I guess I can see why Russ would still suit up

 

Browns are averaging like 2 yards/play

 

yikes