NFL Gameday: Super Bowl LVIII • Page 105

For real lol

 

His best friends are on the internet.

 

My two truths and a lie:
1. Wiz Khalifa handed me $10,000 in cash once
2. Vijay Singh mocked 8 year old me for tripping at a golf event
3. Wade Boggs told me my dad should smack me upside the head

 

all of my friends use the internet dumbass this isnt Iowa

 

1 & 3 are truth. 2 is a lie

 

Wrong. 1 & 2 are true. 3 was the lie.

 

brother why are you always surprised at drawn out conversations in this thread

 

Did you hear about Kelce yelling at Andy Reid? It was fucking nuts OMG

 

he could have killed him

 

I shouldve known Wade would never tell another to abuse. Vijay is a dick, so fuck him.

 

i saw it live and thought "man hes upset that his coach took him out in a critical moment in the fucking super bowl" then i ate some more pizza rolls and drank a beer or two.

 

Pfizer vaccine turning his brain to mush

 

there we go. Now everybody’s happy.

 

Okay who’s going next for two truths and a lie

 

I dont know if I have anything interesting to tell.

 

i am a supremely boring person. so i hate two truths and a lie

 

i guess 2024 aint my year heres to 2025

 

Does someone wanna tell him

 

god willing, 2025 doesnt happen

 

1. I met pornstar Bridget the [Redacted] at a bar.
2. I asked Brock Osweiler if Peyton could come to our side in the players tunnel for autographs.
3. I assassinated JFK

 

1 and 3 are truths

 

1. My favorite food is a type of shellfish
2. I have performed music in an arena
3. I have never seen a season's projected starting QB play in an NFL game in person