New Girl (FOX) TV Show • Page 9

"Please don't mistake my measured bank tone as calmness as I am filled with waters of rage"

 

Also I'm really into Winston's beard

 

Man Jake lost weight

 

I wonder if it's for a role or something

 

I honestly didn't even notice, guess I'll check next week

 

Yeah he's definitely looking thin. That neck.

 

The teacher carrying young Jess out of the cafeteria lmao

 

Jess being with her and Schmidt loving Paul Ryan is perfect

the long D in the end is every much worth it

 

"Have you people just given up?"

Add "drawer" to the long list of words I enjoy hearing Max Greenfield overemphasize.

 

You should be really proud of your knockers. I didn't see it coming.

 

I'm at the Phish concert you call an office

 

Imma make a systemmmm

 

Schmidt is perfect.

 

you know who wrote that
the great James Baldwin?
James Baldwin what?

 

Much better than last week's

Schmidt is such a hilarious character

 

I'm not finding this show very funny anymore.

 

At least Sleigh Bells was in the episode I guess.

 

Last night was a dud

 

These first two episodes weren't as good as I'd hoped. Not bad, but seasons 4 and 5 were both great so idk.

 

yes exactly

 

I love how Schmidt is already done with this election.

 

Some of the best Schmidt stuff for a bit. His OCD bits were great.

 

I'm single I'm sufficient
ISIS you're telling people to join ISIS

his hip surgeon has okayed him for sex but he hasn't

 

JESS GET AWAY FROM ROBBIE NO

 

Oh god, Schmidt's "Wait, my Robbie?"

I love Robbie.