I still have a notes file on my phone with a couple hundred of my favorite lines from the show. Need a rewatch too
Nick received $8,000 from his Dad - Jess: “I’ve never seen somebody burn through money so fast. I mean, look at these shoes, some of these aren’t even his size” Jess to Nick: “Did you start a corporation? Fat Face?” Nick: “Uhhh, yes” Jess: “You’re getting taxed like crazy” Nick: “I thought I was filing a patent” Jess: “it’s bobby pins! Not Bobby’s pins!” Nick, confronting Schmidt about Michael Keaton: “Schmidt, I’m Michael Keaton. I’m the owner of the email address keatonpotatoes@aol.com”
it doesn’t even matter which character the user is talking about. Even Winston’s subdued-yet-flustered delivery is impeccable.
Robby and Jess's relationship was so forced and bad, but man, every now and then, they'd give him some great one liners like him "laying down a stanky b-line" that fucking kill me lol
Oh apparently I've already mentioned this exact line before lmao. Well, I guess my tastes have stayed consistent, anyways