New Girl (FOX) TV Show • Page 39

I still have a notes file on my phone with a couple hundred of my favorite lines from the show. Need a rewatch too

 

Nick received $8,000 from his Dad - Jess: “I’ve never seen somebody burn through money so fast. I mean, look at these shoes, some of these aren’t even his size”


Jess to Nick: “Did you start a corporation? Fat Face?” Nick: “Uhhh, yes” Jess: “You’re getting taxed like crazy” Nick: “I thought I was filing a patent”


Jess: “it’s bobby pins! Not Bobby’s pins!”


Nick, confronting Schmidt about Michael Keaton: “Schmidt, I’m Michael Keaton. I’m the owner of the email address keatonpotatoes@aol.com”

 

it doesn’t even matter which character the user is talking about. Even Winston’s subdued-yet-flustered delivery is impeccable.

 

well look who it is…raisin!

 

Robby and Jess's relationship was so forced and bad, but man, every now and then, they'd give him some great one liners like him "laying down a stanky b-line" that fucking kill me lol

 

Oh apparently I've already mentioned this exact line before lmao. Well, I guess my tastes have stayed consistent, anyways

 

shawty what that thang do is something I say to my friends on a weekly basis