New Girl (FOX) TV Show • Page 35

I often think about Nick screaming about Prince

 

every single time

 

Principal Foster: Seriously, it's the teachers you need to worry about. Especially you. You tend to care what people think about you.

Jess: That's like saying a penguin "tends" to be cute. It's all it does, bro!

 

"TV Town Song Room? You mean Radio City Music Hall? How did you get so many things wrong in a row."

 

I just noticed that 10am to 2am is a shift written on the schedule at Nick's bar.

Dude what hahaha

 

That’s definitely about how long my parents usually worked in their hospitality businesses, they just way earlier and stopped a little earlier

 

Damn thats a lot. Even when i was doing doubles i wasnt 10-2.

 

I’m a Liza Minnelli impersonator. AHHHhhHhHHh! so

 

Lmao Winston trying to throw away the balloon

 

"Bathtubs are just medieval filth cauldrons; I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes"

 

"Thats not what an abandoned daycare looks like, trust me"
"Okay we need to talk about that a lot more"

 

"ARE YOU THE CRIMINALS!? FROM THE STATISTICS!?"

"What taco meat you bitches got?"

 

“From the statistics” makes me lol every time

 

"A white man broke in today."
"A WHITE MAN!? WHAT DID SECURITY DO!?"
"Nothing."
"TYPICCAAAAAAALLLL"

 

He’s been my favorite IG follow during quarantine because of that haha. His videos with her have been amazing

 

MA CALLED! THE BEES ARE BACK!

 

"155:38 runtime my round ass!"

 

"Dress code for Winston's event is...optional? Why would he write that. That must be a mistake right?"


I will not rest until ive posted every funny line from this show

 

"When i say mis, you say trial, unless you tryin to DIE"

 

Why is there a new movie on Netflix with Nasim Pedrad and Lamorne Morris that I've heard absolutely nothing about

 

Some can have money, i desire thoughtfulness

 

Watched desperados last night. Not bad, but wasn’t really funny or unique. Still was a delight to see Nasim and Lamorne again tho, Nasim especially was a great lead.