Principal Foster: Seriously, it's the teachers you need to worry about. Especially you. You tend to care what people think about you. Jess: That's like saying a penguin "tends" to be cute. It's all it does, bro!
That’s definitely about how long my parents usually worked in their hospitality businesses, they just way earlier and stopped a little earlier
"Bathtubs are just medieval filth cauldrons; I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes"
"Thats not what an abandoned daycare looks like, trust me" "Okay we need to talk about that a lot more"
He’s been my favorite IG follow during quarantine because of that haha. His videos with her have been amazing
"Dress code for Winston's event is...optional? Why would he write that. That must be a mistake right?" I will not rest until ive posted every funny line from this show
Why is there a new movie on Netflix with Nasim Pedrad and Lamorne Morris that I've heard absolutely nothing about
Watched desperados last night. Not bad, but wasn’t really funny or unique. Still was a delight to see Nasim and Lamorne again tho, Nasim especially was a great lead.