New Girl (FOX) TV Show • Page 32

"I CANT CLOSE MY ASS"

 

I rewatched it all last year and I pretty sure it was season 3 where they properly figured out his character

 

Did you hear the joke about the two white guys and two black guys who went into the police station? The two white guys came out.

 

Furguson's first episode was episode 2 of season 3 so yeah, it was season 3 lol

 

winston the puzzler is when he truly came into his own

 

"What do you think its gonna look like?"
"What do I think it'll look like? ITS ON THE BOX. ITS A JAPANESE GARDEN."

 

season 2 finale was the first great Winston episode imo

 

prank sinatra

 

What is the movie that Winston pretends he knows?

 

The Truman Show?

 

Yes! I love that. Also when Schmidt is convinced Raiders is pro Nazi

 

They ate the monkey brains, and there was all the bugs. Nazi nazi!

 

Batman mobile

 

Hey driver let me ask you something: do you like strippers? Do you also like the deal of a lifetime?

 

Theory; they figured out Winston when they brought in Ferguson.

 

Guys...I’ve been thinking a lot about the earth. We gotta leave it better than we found it.

You know, sometimes I feel like I never really felt love, ya know? ... do ya know?

 

I think what really happened is the vents fundamentally changed him

 

Statistically speaking every American thinks about Abraham Lincoln at least once a day.

 

"Your hair, I mean look at it, your hair, I'd eat it out of a bowl, I'd put your hair in a bowl and eat it."

 

Almost immediately after committing insurance fraud.

 

That was very much of your flavor of humor.

 

Lake Father, Lake Son

 

Lynn Shelton directed two of my favorite episodes of the show, “Pepperwood” and “Mars Landing,” among others. RIP

 

Schmidt: Do you really think I’m top dog?

Nick: yes

Schmidt: You think I’m head baller, shot caller?

Nick: ...yeah Schmidt I feel that way