Never Have I Ever (2)

never have I ever been arrested. have you?

 

I came close many times tho

 

a few friends and I got pulled over in 2009 and had to wait like an hour for their drug sniffing dog to arrive whilst waiting in a fast food parking lot.

 

how am I the only one to have been arrested before?

feels like there are some lying degenerates around here

 

Living outside of Dallas has made me realize how much cops are always out to get you in Dallas

I mean they are in general too but in Dallas they're EVERYWHERE holy shit

 

well to be fair, Austin is WAYYYYYY more cool with weed smoking than Dallas, so your chances of getting busted for that is significantly lower there... and that's about the only real law I break so...

But also, I've been arrested twice. Once in Dallas for theft when I was 17 and extremely stupid. Lesson learned. And again for possession of paraphernalia which was dropped, but that happened in Denton like 10 years ago.

 

My GPS gives me those speed trap alerts and when I drive into Dallas the quantity of speed traps quintuples, it's insane

 

interesting... I don't travel outside of Dallas too often, but it does seem like cops are more prevalent on the streets around Dallas/Richardson/Plano than they are in Ft Worth or Denton for example.

 

I’ve committed crimes, but they can’t lock me up.

 

I have not

 

I was arrested once along with several friends for loitering in front of the movie theatre and damaging property. The owner turned the sprinklers on us and we broke them.

 

The closest I came to getting arrested was at 19 years old. My friends and I went into a house that was under construction and went upstairs and drank/smoked. We were probably too noisy cuz the cops were alerted and because we were upstairs our only choice was to jump out the second story open window or face the cops. One friend jumped lol.

Anyway, the cop said we were technically breaking and entering even though I (made more brave by the alcohol) explained that the window we went through had not even been installed.

They found our empties and after detaining us for an hour let us off with a warning under the condition that they follow us to our destination and talk to my friends parents whom we were staying with and lived nearby.

 

I have not, which is probably nothing short of a miracle

 

@Mr. Serotonin ?????

 

he's hiding

 

He didn't answer bc there is no option for "currently incarcerated"

 

I have been cuffed but never arrested, praise god. I have also just straight up outran the policia once or twice.

 

damn you must have some wheels on ya

 

I only wear Heely’s so they’ll never catch me.

 

I don't see what cuffing season has to do with this

 

I’ve had to outrun cops on siesta key beach at night before

that was hard

 

Luckily i have a 36 inch vertical so it's all about hoppin' fences hahah @SlappinCups

 

it's a miracle i never was. but the town i grew up in had like five cops total and they went to bed at like 11pm so haha

 

Damn i wish i could literally own the city after 11pm

 

I mean, move to Havana lol.