Napoleon - (Ridley Scott, November 22nd, 2023 - Apple)

So this sounds like it'll be pretty epic, as expected for Ridley Scott. Joaquin playing Napoleon is perfect for him

Napoleon Epic To Apple, Gladiator Reteam Ridley Scott Joaquin Phoenix – Deadline

 

Ridley doesn’t stop!

 

Joaquin playing Napoleon oh my god

 

hopefully they find someone the right age

 

There's no shortage of attractive and capable Hollywood women in their 50s-60s who are regulars in film, take your pick - Nicole Kidman, Laura Linney, Cate Blanchett, Patricia Clarkson, Robin Wright, Viola Davis, Rachel Weisz, Jennifer Aniston, Renee Zellwegger, Gillian Anderson, Winona Ryder, Halle Barry, Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts gahh what is with Hollywood's obsession with middle-aged women?!

 

only 33yo

 

well according to Hobbes Shaw she's only like 4 years younger than Jason Statham so it's fine

 

can't wait for this

 

probably translates better

 

it's actually called soggy bottom

 

“The Kit’s Bag”

 

it's called Waterloo and it's about the Abba song

 

Dang, didn't know the film was already done filming and through post-production.

 

Ridley works quick and Apple's really aching this year over Cha Cha Real Smooth and Greatest Beer Run (unsurprisingly and for different reasons) not setting the world on fire.

At least they're not making Scorcese and Thelma rush Killers of The Flower Moon

 

cowards

 

i haven't seen a single person who watched cha cha real smooth not love it

 

I didn't mean it in an, "it's bad" way, just that I don't think it's going to get awards attention

 

A film nobody asked for/wanted, but I hope Ridley can make it work