Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 96

I thought Oscar Isaac was wearing a gold eye patch until I realized he's wearing glasses and that's just the glare/reflection on the one lens.

EDIT: And who's hand is that supposed to be playing that instrument (violin?)?

 

take my strong hand

 

What the hell is Kanopy? Movie doesn’t exist and neither does whatever it’s streaming on. Double bonus.

 

it's a streaming service that you access with your library card

 

I like how the woman at the bottom appears to be looking in awe at all of the massive floating heads above her

 

Kanopy rules. It’s like good library card Netflix.

 

I opened up this tweet and was absolutely not prepared for the title of this movie.

 

Kanopy is great

 

Y’all have library cards? Nerds.

 

“Oh look at me I know how to read” get over yourselves.

 

My library has seeds!

SEEDS!

 

do you have to give them back??

 

I can’t read or write

 

I read fools like you on the b ball court

 

hoopla also great

 

i’m not really paying attention to the current discussion tbh

 

Featuring original music from Pearl Jam lol

 

I was actually marketing lead on that film, so you're welcome everyone

 

That checks out why no one has heard of it.

 

Can't wait for the sequel, "Jasmine Joy."

 

Nice

 

Sounds like you were being set up to fail

 

I won't go into details haha