Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 95

shhh don’t tell anyone.

 

you oughta be ashamed man

 

Lmao what is The Clapper

 

It’s about a guy who gets paid to be in live show audiences to clap and such and he becomes famous and CHAOS ensues.

 

Bruce Willis Has Aphasia and Is 'Stepping Away' from Acting, Family Reveals

 

That sucks and explains a lot. He must have been doing as many movies as possible to make as money as possible before it got too far along.

 

yeah:

 

That’s awful. I still stand by not going off of unverified rumors. I’m glad his family cleared that up and really wish the best for them all. That is not an easy situation to go through.

 

Nah I getcha. I didn't say it at the time, because it's FAR from my place to say anything, but I was working on a movie with him and knew a while back, so I was trying to say something without saying something

 

Ah ok. I should have been more sensitive about it and figured you probably knew something. That’s such a bummer.

 

Well fuck, I do feel bad about the jokes now. Pretty terrible news. Hard to express how much his roles in movies like Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, Armageddon and more shaped my tastes when I was younger.

 

Die Hard
Armageddon
The Sixth Sense
The Kid

those are my main Bruce Willis jams

 

Forgot about The Kid. Loved that one.

 

Movie stars have so many ways to hide their true age that something like the Bruce Willis news or the Liza Minnelli appearance really puts things in perspective. 67 is still pretty young.

 

I really liked Looper

 

I fucking love Bruce Willis…even his cornier films.

Top 5:
Die Hard (package deal)
Hostage
The Sixth Sense
Armageddon
Unbreakable

I know this isn’t the thread for it.. but you don’t just casually scroll by Bruce Willis content without posting.

 

I couldn't tell if this was a joke or not ..good lord

 

I think I summed up the big picture fairly.

 

The Cheek Clapper is it’s actual name

 

Why is there a hand coming out of Andy Garcia’s chest