Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 93

“Two skateboarding gangs battle each other for supremacy, and a member of one gang falls in love with the sister of his rival.”

 

That is an excellent tag line

 

somehow Seth green hasn’t changed at all

 

Loved and watched this all the time as a kid.

 

I wish I had something clever or witty to say about this, but I'm just perplexed.

That was awful.

 

Blonde Edward Norton is a strange sight.

 

squint and he looks like ben mckenzie

 

Seth cohen, Marissa Cooper, Ryan Atwood

 

directed by Edward Norton!

 

Holy shit. I had no clue that he directed this.

 

So he was making this while fight club was in theaters? That’s wild.

 

it absolutely rules that that's Jonathan Demme's last movie

 

i like that film but yeah

 

Is this the movie that Cruise was filming and someone snapped a pic of his massive butt cheeks?

 

yeah it was fun but it doesn’t exist.

 

the only cruise films of the last decade that exist are MI, reacher and edge of tomorrow

 

The first reacher movie pissed me off because it was filmed in Pittsburgh and the logistics of him driving around the city made no sense at all. He’d make a left turn and be 20 miles from where he was.

 

if you get hung up about that every movie is going to bother you. there’s zero chance any of the roads in LA were as open as they were for collateral, even in 2004 or whatever year that was