Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 89

Since this movie came out at the same time as Friends with Benefits with Mila kunis, I'm convinced her and Natalie portman both found and read the script during black swan and fought over who got to star in it so hollywood just said 'fuck it, make it twice'.

 

Tim Burton has been bad for awhile.

 

Was he ever good

 

Ed Wood is one of the best movies of the Nineties. Edward Scissorhands and Mars Attacks are fun.

 

Haven’t tried Mars Attacks in decades but I trust you

 

Holy shit had no idea he directed Mars Attacks

 

Also holy shit at the cast in Mars Attacks, incredible.

 

Pee Wee's Big Adventure/Beetlejuice/Batman is one of the most intriguing first 3 films and him and Danny Elfman are super influential

 

Big fish is probably the last decent movie he made. Mars Attacks is so good.

 

The Batmans, beetleguise, Edward scissorhands, Mara Attacks are all good. I also enjoy Big Fish and Sleepy Hollow. Nightmare before Christmas is technically not his but yeah.

 

Haven’t seen Ed Wood. Loved Mars Attacks as a kid. Rewatched Beetlejuice and it holds up. I remember liking his Batman movies but pretty much hate everything else.

 

Ed Wood is a legitimately perfect movie.

Rough ranking:

Ed Wood
Big Fish
Edward Scissorhands
Batman
Beetle Juice
Sleepy Hollow
Frankenweenie
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Dumbo
Corpse Bride
Dark Shadows
Big Eyes
Planet of the Apes
Mars Attacks!
Batman Returns
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Alice in Wonderland


Just have to see Miss Peregrine's

 

Rough indeed. Yikes! Haha. Mars Attacks and Batman Returns being almost at the very bottom is giving me spilled coffee on my lap vibes.

 

Drew Gooden's video about this movie is great.

 

Batman Returns is the best comic book movie ever imho

Beetlejuice, Pee Wee, Ed Wood, Mars Attacks!...Tim Burton was in fact good

 

Pee-Wee>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I kinda straight up hate Batman Returns. I get the appeal of Mars Attacks. It’s a noble failure to me. But it doesn’t really get the tone right for either classic creature feature movies or classic alien movies so the pastiche misses a little bit, imo.

 

Batman Returns is great.

 

As a kid the scene in Batman Returns where Penguin bites the guy's nose scared the shit out of me.

Great film.

 

yep, same.

and tbh I didn’t know that costume was all make up, 5 year old me (or whenever) just thought that was some fucking ugly dude they found to play the role lmao

 

Adam Scott and Bob Odenkirk - not big enough to get Photoshopped into the cover art.

 

Holy shit that's some oof

 

Never heard of this film and had to look up the year… 2010, so before either became more well known from Parks & Rec and Breaking Bad, respectively. Also makes sense why Jeffry Tambor is on it prior to his abuse allegations.