Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 88

I got extremely high and watched Little Italy and it is exactly as terrible as you would expect.

 

shit, I thought that was Topher Grace lol

 

I remember Little Italy, but NOT that specific poster haha

 

what a bizarre pairing. I can’t see them having any chemistry in any capacity

 

wait until you see who directed it

 

real “wait until you see who wrote stuart little” stuff

 

try looking this film’s director up!!!

 

or this one


supporting cast is also a doozy

 

I like this game.

 

Peep the director

 

lmao the biggest outlier for this director is his first film, the rest follow quite the path of Daddy Day Camp. Guess that’s the type of film he really likes making lol.

 

director of the best film ever, Draft Day!

 

he has a great career directing tv shows!

 

Directing both The Godfather and Jack is true range.

 

Few have have starred in dogshit streaming movies and not have their career negatively affected like Ryan Reynolds.

 

easily his best latter period film haha but that isn't saying much

 

I’d counter that with Dumbo, which is underrated

 

From Tim Burton? When did that come out???

 

2014, one of the many awards season movies that go nowhere haha

 

EXACTLY.

 

Tim Burton's downward trajectory is so strange. Francis Ford Coppola die a lot of garbage because he lost all his money and David Gordon Green took the cash instrad of toiling away on small films, but Burton was both critically and financially successful.

 

Yeah what an ignominious decline for…*squints at notes*…Tom Burton

 

I think his lowest point is when he did the Bubsy movie.