Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 82

I think we may have finally found the ultimate

 

"From the producers of two other movies you've never heard of"

 

1. The animation looks terrible
2. Paul Shore as Pinocchio sounds like a joke from '98
3. "A True Story?" Can they legally say that lol

 

Mama Mia

 

well this is a must see

 

I am confused.

IMDb says this is a Russian film, which would make more sense: these guys are just dubbing the voices for the English release. But watching the trailer... that does not seem to be the case. These are some baffling choices. Tom Kenny I get, but what's Jon Heder been doing all these years?

Also, IMDb shows two other Pinocchio films coming out this year, the GDT one that looks cool and the Tom Hanks live action one that...well, I guess we'll see.

Good year to be a fan of vaguely Italian folklore, I guess?

 

Wheezin’ tha ju-uice

 

I had a pretty good laugh at “The Big Trip and The Big Trip 2”.

like oh wow both of them?!? Way to go, guys. You did it.

 

Is there going to be a big trip 3?

 

That’s the real question. Someone should ask the Producers of The Big Trip and The Big Trip 2.

 

*the big trip 2: the special delivery

 

Looks like Pauly Shore also did the English dub for The Big Trip lol

 

Hey... everyone.... it gets even better!!!!

 

“From a writer of Madagascar.”

hahahahaha

 

“From someone who punched up 2 jokes on Madagascar”

 

i'd jokingly ask if that was noah baumbach but it turns out he did it for the threequel

 

since jackass is in theaters this weekend

 

For better or worse, Action Point happened. I have a soft spot for it lol

 

I don’t think I’ve heard of it

 

I had high hopes for it and I couldn’t have been more disappointed.

 

Speaking of Jackass-affiliated folks, Jeff Tremaine should apologize for this.

 

this has probably already been mentioned here

 

Man, I saw The Ringer quite a few times in middle school