Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 69

one cameron crowe movie that doesn’t exist predicting another

 

Elizabethtown is pretty good, sorry to say it

 

Aloha happened because people still remember the whitewashing controversy

 

It absolutely is not

 

It happened, only because it was featured on MST3K

 

TBH I wish Pacific Rim also didn’t happen

 

Oh god. The scene with the drunk girl on the edge of the tub that sneezes and shits all over the wall had me dying. I don’t remember anything else though. I think there was an Applebee’s scene. I don’t know.

 

Rewatched it last week and it's baaaaaad. Severely outdated, despite only being 10 years old. I think American Pie has better politics

 

That one definitely happened though for sure.

I'm forgetting specific distasteful/politically incorrect parts but it was ultimately a movie about guys being told they can cheat by their wives and then subsequently trying to get some, so....yeah. Definitely some not so great things therel ol

 

I haven’t watched it in probably ten years. Maybe I’ll get stoned and watch it and be disappointed this weekend.

 

In that poster Stephen Merchant looks CGI

 

The biggest disappointment for me upon rewatch is that at one point in my life I was unbelievably excited for it. I was young, super into SNL and Farrelly Brothers, and then.. didn't like the movie lol

 

I saw an advanced screening of that freshman year of college and thought it was hilarious. I think I'll leave it with that memory as there's definitely no chance it holds up.

 

The best part is the wives are jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate, how are you going to find someone hotter than them

 

They both are easily the best parts of the movie. The male characters are reprehensible and nearly every joke is at a non-male's expense.

 

Tbf I don't remember if these movies are even that bad. I'd have to be able to remember anything about them to know that.

 

"Role Models" definitely exists and rules. Now let us gingerly touch the tips of our swords together.

 

Agreed, Role Models exists and is a great movie

 

Yeah Role Models is in my top 5 comedies haha