Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 235

I should watch it

 

Another future entry

 

Bargatze and pure and inoffensive, I don’t want to see that movie but don’t feel happy about his flop either

 

It’s grossed $13 million. Not sure where they’re getting their numbers from.

 

That had to be from the very first day of release. I’m sure it will make some money back on streaming.

 

Are we now going with 2.5 times budget to break even?

 

You also have to consider there’s a huge tie-in with either Toyota or Subaru in the movie. I don’t think anyone is hurting from this.

 

based on the amount of ads there were the marketing budget was a billion dollars

 

I feel like it'll do really well on streaming

 

Stacked cast , doesn’t exist

 

Judging by how all the actors look, I’m gonna say that movie was shot around 1999-2000.

 

Nobody knows anything…about that movie in particular

It doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page, wild

 

2003

 

That’s when it was released. Probably sat on the studio shelf for three years.

 

with that big of a cast, I expect they filmed it over many years of unconnected shooting scenes

 

Discussing films that don’t exist is what this thread all about

 

Watched The Furious last night and saw several trailers for movies that seemed destined for this thread.

 

Two takeaways from the trailers attached to Disclosure Day.

1. It's nice that they let Jason Statham continue to make 2000 era action movies, as a treat.

2. One Night Only has an anime-ass premise, and I'm wondering why they're not unpacking that more. Japan would have an entire series exploring the ramifications, we just make a shitty romantic comedy.

 

You know, Ted King! He was a frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour.