Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 230

Discussion in 'Entertainment Forum' started by Marx&Recreation, May 24, 2020.

  1. theagentcoma

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    those books were PIVOTAL to my reading journey. I probably don't write a book without reading those as a kid lol
     
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  2. Brother Beck

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    I was really looking forward to a Redwall movie
     
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  3. neo506

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  4. Greg

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  5. WadeCastle

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    back before he was known as dwayne johnson
     
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  7. this is a Farrelly Brothers action-comedy starring Mark Wahlberg and Paul Walter Hauser as two marketers who develop a condom that goes over the balls, sell it to and subsequently ruin the World Cup, and get stuck in Brazil under some terroristic thread. This is apparently a real film that can be watched on Amazon Prime right now
     
  8. Wahlberg is becoming undefeated in the category of Comedy Streamers That Didn't Actually Happen
     
  9. Brother Beck

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    dude loves money

    speaking of which, he owes me like $40 for the shittiest burger I have ever paid for
     
  10. Zilla

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    Between this and the Theo Von/David Spade movie, comedy has never been so in the basement.
     
  11. imthegrimace

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    Dude sucks but I thought wahlburgers was decent and it was like $12 for a burger and fries. They all closed around here though.
     
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  12. Zilla

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    Yeah, they had a huge deal with HyVee, our big Midwest grocery chain, and they pulled out so now it’s just empty restaurant and bar space that barely gets used.
     
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  13. "Totally UN-woke and out of control!"
     
  14. Morrissey

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    Modern popular comedy is just saying slurs.
     
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  15. imthegrimace

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    how was it?
     
  16. Penlab

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    Saw a trailer attached to Project Hail Mary for some abomination called The Breadwinner. Definitely a future contender here.
     
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  18. we have a "no paul walter hauser" policy in our house
     
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  19. Helloelloallo

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    I'm going to watch for the scientific reasoning behind that invention. In a few years will we find it was ahead of its time and life imitates art?
     
  20. Brother Beck

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    I only went there once, to the one in/near Hull, but my burger was godawful and I remember thinking it was too expensive, but honestly free would have been too much money to pay for that horrible dry dogshit burger
     
  21. Jake Gyllenhaal

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  22. WadeCastle

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  23. Penlab

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    Saw a trailer for this and immediately knew it belonged here.

    Love the backstory though. Gene fucking Simmons took a scrapped script from 2014 intended to be a sequel for a whole other film that didn't really happen and somehow roped Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley into making it as the debut release from his new production venture.
     
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  24. youll be fine

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    Gonna be awesome
     
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  25. secretsociety92

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    Does anyone remember this? I actually saw it at the cinema and I was clearly one of only a few who did, given it only made $1.4m worldwide.

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