Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 224

This one was fun. My kids like it quite a bit.

 

Was Tommy Lee Jones ever young?

 

he and Aaron were definitely two face before

 

Back in the 70s he still looked old

 

Christopher Lloyd is another one. He was old before I was born.

 

Sam Elliot and Steve Martin have also looked the same for 40 years but now they just look good for their age

 

That’s how I always felt about Maggie Smith.

 

Four-Face: The Movie

 

I just watched Rambo 3 for the first time last week and Kurtwood Smith is in it and he looked 80 back in 1988

 

Nailed it.

now that’s a movie that exists

 

John Rambo versus tanks

 

Sam Elliott in his 40s is the hottest a man has ever looked

 

I was really mad when he shaved off his mustache for Justified.

 

Sam Elliott has the coolest voice.

 

Poor guy has turtle mouth.

 

Names line up finally but this movie doesn’t exist

 

It’s so comforting… I could sleep to that bass.

 

Three bad people!

 

Armie just wants to eat your thighs

 

I’m just learning / seeing that, allegedly, there was a Ghostbusters movie released in 2024? I’m very out of the loop of entertainment / movies so maybe this is just me being incredibly blind and ignorant about it but I had no idea this was a thing and don’t remember seeing any commercials or conversations or “news” about it.

 

not a good movie, it more or less came and went. nothing in that movie pissed me off on a bone deep level like with the previous ghostbusters, so that’s basically enough for me to say it’s no worse