Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 213

Discussion in 'Entertainment Forum' started by Marx&Recreation, May 24, 2020.

  1. JoshIsMediocre

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    that's the first detail i've ever heard about the GI Joe movies
     
  2. JoshIsMediocre

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    the snake eyes movie definitely doesn't exist
     
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  3. Penlab

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    Yeah, basically the villain is Destro for almost the whole film but then the doctor character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt betrays him and reveals himself as Cobra Commander. Then the Joes capture him but then you see Zartan impersonating the president on his orders, and that's where the first film ends and Retaliation picks up.
     
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  4. Marx&Recreation

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  5. imthegrimace

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  6. Penlab

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    Wait, maybe you were the one who yelled at me.
     
  7. Marx&Recreation

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    Just read the first post in this thread to get what it means. It does not mean “complete flop.” I literally included the GI Joe movies as an example. And then on the first page people were posting things like the holiday-themed movies with giant ensemble casts that were huge financial successes but are now gone from public consciousness.

    Also this “it was never really supposed to Happen” is not part of the criteria. Most of the movies we talk about were never going to have a chance at commercial or critical success. That doesn’t exclude them from Never Happening.
     
  8. imthegrimace

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    Together might fit in 5 years but it came out 6 months ago. It does not currently fit the thread.
     
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  9. Marx&Recreation

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    Really a big marker of a movie never happening or not is that it's not a so-bad-it's-good level of mediocre. That's part of what makes it so unmemorable in general
     
  10. JoshIsMediocre

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    don't like this guys tone
     
  11. Marx&Recreation

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    You're free to leave at any time
     
  12. Halitosis Jones

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    "Movies that didn't actually happen" can mean whatever I want it to mean. I don't gotta obey your parameters. Don't box in my posting imagination man.
     
  13. take it to the Movies That Were Never Really Meant to Happen thread, fellas
     
  14. Penlab

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    You know what wasn't supposed to happen? This conversation.
     
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  15. JoshIsMediocre

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  16. theagentcoma

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    thread is 5 years old, grow up
     
  17. riotspray

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    I disagree with most of what gets posted on this site, but I'm not about to get pedantic about the meaning of the thread
     
  18. Zilla

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    Absolutely. This is way more fitting. A solo spin-off movie of a character no one cares about or asks for that no one watches. It’s like how people remember the “Street Fighter” movie and not the Chun-Li solo movie.
     
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  19. Marx&Recreation

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    Debating whether something “happened” or not is like half the discussion that happens in this thread. With that inherently comes the question of how to define what it means
     
  20. Penlab

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    It means nothing because clearly all of these movies happened, except for the ones generated by AI.
     
  21. Helloelloallo

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    I watched snake eyes in theaters. Henry Golding was decent and if I remember, the action was entertaining but yea, no real superstars in it and most people would be like 'what movie?' But I do remember that i liked it.
     
  22. David87

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    For a second there I was shocked so many were talking like the role that brought Nicholas Cage his Favorite Actor Award from the Blockbuster Entertainment Awards was from a movie that didn't exist.

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  23. Penlab

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    Award shows that didn't actually happen.
     
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  24. WadeCastle

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    This is the only film that ever really happened

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  25. RyanPm40

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    Personally preferred Shazaam with Sinbad growing up
     
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