Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 190

future entry

 

Never heard of that movie before and hopefully won’t again. Glad Viola got a check.

 

i find that guy from the boys horrifying to look at for some reason

 

This made me watch the trailer. Good advertising, Josh

 

NOOOOOOOO

 

Hate to be the one to tell you but they canceled it. Bummed me out.

 

Lol oh... Nevermind then

 

Why doesn’t Jude Law look like Jude Law anymore?

 

Jude Law got older and kind of turned into young Tom Hanks lol

 

the movie is not even out yet

doesn't belong here!

 

older jude law in The Order looks great

 

Not even a trailer smh

 

There's a "scene"-related joke here that would have gotten a solid 10 likes 8 years ago

 

yeah yeah a semester abroad or whatever

 

Yeah, I would not bet against a movie with that cast.

 

He should cut the 45 minute motel sequence though

 

Always interesting how a studio can spend tens of millions of dollars, use the work of hundreds of people over the course of years, and then completely phone in the poster, one of the main marketing tools for the movie. Why is Jude Law the only one whose body doesn’t fade away the lower you go? What’s going on with half of Vanessa Kirby’s body missing? Why is Ana De Armas also in the bottom being carried? Even though it doesn’t yet not exist, the poster looks like it’s primed to

 

OMG

 

the image being such poor quality really adds to it lol

 

I saw it.

 

Also saw it.

 

That “My Blind Brother” poster just reminds me of that time in the late 2000s/all of the 2010s when we got at least 2-3 Duplass or Duplass lite movies per year that were almost always about slightly aggrieved white people that live in upstate New York.