Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 171

That looks dope.

 

Yeah I saw the 3 minute edit in the theater yesterday

 

Fantastic poster though, for real

 

my dad has asked me 3 separate times if I will go see this with him

 

Well?

 

I’ve told him yes every single time.

 

I’m sure he’ll follow up at least one more time.

 

Good job son

 

Movie of the year

 

Son of the year already

 

Jason Statham in his Steven Seagal era where he's an ex special forces guy doing some other job now but gets pulled back in by xx

 

Was it "Crystalised"?

 

whatever this is, it was yesterday's regal mystery movie. and no one liked it

 

Is that not a purge movie

 

Never heard of Mainframe Pictures or Blue Finch Films, so yeah, this does not exist.

 

corey matthews' dad is in it!

 

Now I have to watch it

 

I thought those mystery movies were supposed to be like known crowd pleasers

 

They’ve been doing newer releases lately

 

If I go to a mystery movie it should be like Dante’s Peak or Sideways

 

one time they did talk to me, if that answers your question

 

it should have Benoit Blanc in it

 

It's also an AppleTV+ that they decided to give a theatrical run, so all the residuals are paid up front.

 

My buddy who sat through it texted us after "What in the depths of Tubi was that shit?"