Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 170

This you?

 

Stop resisting

 

He’s my deputy

 

There’s been an opening for chorus town sheriff ever since sheriff became grimace

 

yeah I’m the chorus dot fm sheriff

 

oh shit oh fuck

 

Future Entry

 

It's gonna pull like 2-4 Oscar noms in January and hasn't even come out yet. It doesn't fit.

Edit: American Fiction, that is

 

No one has heard of this. Not even the people who did the poster.

 

I'm genuinely shocked Fox News hasn't swarmed The Book of Clarence yet. A black Life of Brian? They're going to have rage strokes when they find out about it (and the sooner the better).

 

Look at the cast, they're expensive

 

Every January movie is a movie that doesn’t exist

 

Idk man I saw a trailer for a January movie called ISS yesterday and I’m definitely gonna go see it

 

looks dope

 

Good January movies (not counting awards stuff that went wide): “Scream,” “Cloverfield,” “Paddington,” “Orange County,” “Mothman Prophecies,” “Plane,” “Don’t Be A Menace,” “Split, “M3gan”

 

ISIS??

 

Almost

 

Good thing it's a February movie

 

Ariana Debose did the thing

 

Yo this dude trying to say ISIS isn’t real