Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 167

ok, wait, wtf is this?

 

Just opened Hulu and there’s some Travolta movie called Mob Land on the front page

 

Nice to see Stephen Dorff finding work.

 

I always wanted to see this growing up and could never find it and that makes me sad because I'm sure if I watched it now it would be bad

 

The Night Before exists for sure. A solid holiday movie. Not an every year holiday watch, but it works its way into the rotation every few years.

 

I would have thought this was a movie buried by the pandemic. Reading the backstory on this is kind of crazy. Filmed in 2014 and slated for release in 2015 or 2016, but then the distribution company went bankrupt. Someone finally picked it up in 2019 but apparently it’s a huge turd of a movie. That, plus the widespread knowledge of Franco being a POS by its release, it kind of makes sense why it doesn’t actually exist.

 

This one is really fucking with me because I truly have zero recollection of ever even hearing about it but I guess it makes sense as to why.

 

It seemed to be totally fake considering the gibberish cast and crew names at the bottom, and www.moviename.com lol.

 

FINALLY this is one of the only never happened movie in here for a while

 

I know Zeroville only because my company looked at it for release

 

I defy you to find me a person who's actually seen it.

 

I guarantee you none of the actors in it have seen it

 

Absolutely not. This is a schlock/pandemic classic.

 

The word "classic" is losing all meaning.

 

Sounds like someone has never witnessed the villainous antics of Darius Emanuel Grouch III “The Rumble.”

 

The baddest motherfucker alive!

 

Golden Globe nominated fake movie and song

 

What if I told you the Golden Globes don’t exist?

 

American Pickle might actually be the most fitting movie in the thread, since Max took it down and it was never (to my knowledge) released on physical media. It ACTUALLY doesn't exist.

 

I didn't know they took it down lol

 

it's on VOD if anyone is so inclined

 

JustWatch says it’s available to rent/buy on multiple sites, including Amazon. But yeah the trend of sites taking down stream-exclusive content is extremely fucked up. There needs to be some kind of automatic public domain site for all the misfit shows/movies that get thrown away like that