Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 164

Who has the record for fake movies? Wahlberg? Bruce Willis? Nic Cage?

 

Eric Roberts.

 

Definitely Eric Roberts. Maybe also Danny Trejo.

 

Eric Roberts has 85 projects in post-production and over 600 credits. That is either extreme dedication or an extremely expensive lifestyle to maintain.

 

I worked on a movie with both of them

The Rebels of PT-218 (2021) ⭐ 3.7 | Action, Adventure, Drama

 

Y'all remember this one? Apparently it's only been released on VHS, but "Strategically Altered Mutant" has been seared in my brain since I rented it as a kid.

 

It happened, I paid money to see it

 

It’s a Zemeckis!!!

 

one of the watchable ones

 

The most inconsistent director on earth

 

you can buy it on prime
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001Q539EC/?tag=absolutepunk-20

 

It's bananas how good Flight is in the middle of a completely mediocre late career.

 

i’ll maintain allied is good, making it that more jarring that his worst film was RIGHT after that

 

You think Marwen is worse than The Witches & Pinocchio? I haven’t seen Marwen

 

yes. i know what that’s saying, believe me

 

Have we said this yet?

 

I can’t recall if I saw that or if I’m just thinking of the original commercials it’s based on.

 

I saw it at the peak of Moviepass anarchy and still felt ripped off.

 

Don’t ever look up who directed this

 

Why did he do that. Had no idea he directed stuff.

 

The shocking part is that it's not the only film he's directed.

By the way, you know how he shot the film?

He kept ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN' WHAT

 

don’t make me do it