Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 163

Wait..... I don't remember that one either

 

Oh because it wasn't Disney

 

already made

 

The Legend of Tarzan had potential in spots but the tone is a mess and the script fails them.

 

Wait I would watch this premise with Trejo

 

too bad it’s not real

 

He has your shoes

 

I liked this one! Pretty stacked cast. It hewed more closely to the novel than I think people were expecting. I thought it had some good performances and sequences though.

 

Is that one of those animated movies that began production 6 years ago

 

Tbh I was very disappointed when I found out it wasn't a Phil Collins lead musical

 

Idk Josh, google it

 

I can’t, it doesn’t exist

 

I can bend time and space to tell you it was first announced in 2019 under the title Jersey Crabs.

 

Hey I wasn’t far off

 

Jersey Crabs sounds like something you need to take penicillin for

 

Sounds like something YOU need to take penicillin for

 

Take some penicillin for your penis illin'.

 

that’s rude Josh. My body is a temple.

 

The kind where they perform sacrifices?

 

that shit ain't real

 

I'd watch it