Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 162

The Manny would have been a better title

 

I used to be a manny

 

Same

 

Feel old yet?

 

will someone please explain what Mr. Nanny means? I still don't fucking get it

 

It implies that all nannies are female, similar to how all sherrifs are low-down dirty no good two-faced sons of mothers.

Get it?

 

Not sure if he gets it. But you got him.

 

what's a sheriff? no idea what you're talking about

 

Vertical Entertainment is the king of movies that don't exist.

 

There's a meme out there I've seen where it's Anne Hathaway slamming the door in Peter Dinklage's face and I never knew what it was from...now I know lol

 

Tyrion, Catwoman, and Aunt May is a weird crossover

 

you will never guess who the director's husband and dad are

Maggie's Plan was great though

 

DDL and Henry Miller?

 

close Arthur Miller

 

Her Mom is the person Arthur Miller found attractive enough to lock down directly after Marilyn goddamn Monroe. Them's some genes.

 

Wow!

 

Eddie - what the fuck?

 

I'm going to watch the shit out of that.

 

I love Eddie

 

Time for him to make Grandpa Daycare

 

will 100% watch that

 

I love that Eddie had no time for a poster picture so they Photoshopped him like a DVD cover in 2007.

 

Posting the live action Disney remakes feels like cheating because none of them happened — they all come in, make a half billion, then leave the public consciousness as quick as they entered.

But I didn’t even know this one ever happened in the first place