Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 161

Suburban Commando rules! Has the most 90s opening song. Hogan drinks antifreeze. Christopher Lloyd shoots out a stop light. What’s not to love?

“Mr. Nanny” is absolute dreck, though. Hogan’s movie career deserved to die after that.

 

Call me when we're talking about Santa With Muscles

 

The basketball game in the first Three Ninjas film is out of control.

 

Don’t remember a single thing that happened in those movies but recently brought them up to my fiancé who is a couple of years younger than me and she had never heard of them

 

They definitely weren't classics passed down from generation to generation. You had to fit into a very tight age window.

 

jesus the 1st of those made $29 million and the other ones made like, $45 total

 

That $45 was me renting them over a dozen times from the video store

 

aaron you've provided dozens of jobs, you should be proud

 

Surf Ninjas >>>>> 3 Ninjas

 

In the same vein, the Hilary Swank Karate Kid movie was bad even when I was a kid. The original classic isn't great but they were so earnest it sort of pushed past the silliness.

 

should I rewatch 3 ninjas tonight?

 

I plan on showing my 4 year old niece 3 Ninjas next time she comes over. She's huge into TMNT right now so I think it'll work for her.

 

ROCKY LOVES EMILY

 

You should watch Surf Ninjas instead

 

I loved the first three 3 Ninjas movies as a kid.

 

You need to give a TW for that Schneider jump scare

 

Lol, I had to look it up but Rob was pushing 30 when he played a high school student in this movie

 

lmao I didn’t remember him being a student, I thought he was just an older family friend.

but hes actually pretty funny in the movie

 

Get it, cuz he's a MAN NANNY hahahahahahahahaha

 

I don’t get it