Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 149

Seeing as how TROS turned out, I'm not sure if that's a good thing anymore.

 

It kept him on the Jurassic World movies for some reason. But the other domino is JJ Abrams, who created a Star Wars so bad that he hasn’t made anything since.

 

Wikipedia’d the Book of Henry plot/story and got a few good chuckles out of how it’s described.

 

https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/2018/10/4/my-world-of-flops-case-file-103-the-book-of-henry

 

Especially if you have read his leaked treatment. Way better than what we got

 

Future contender with the fake poster to boot.

 

That trailer plays before every movie I’ve seen in theaters and it’s so bad

 

I didn't even know there was one sequel already.

 

So many things to mention about this art, but the most egregious is that it looks like one skinny poster directly next to a regular poster

 

Holy cow that’s the official poster???!

 

The placement of "The" is driving me nuts

 

It's so so so bad

 

C The Onis (?)N

 

The marketing team in my division released an email the other week and I visibly did the Michael Scott “nooooo!” upon scrolling down and seeing the horrendous layout of the words. One of my biggest pet peeves.

Was so, so bad and there was like 5 other things that were atrocious with it on top of the layout. Off the top of my head, my “favorite” was that one of the letters in the middle of a word was 5 times larger than any other letter on the image and I finally figured out that it was the first letter of the word beneath it but none of the other first letters of any of the other words was that size so it made no sense. Nor was there limited space!!!! Just put the word on its own with all the letters! I may have to post it in the tiny things that annoy me thread but I work for a very small, niche division of a large company so it may be giving too much away. I may have to at least recreate it / change the words just to be safe lol

 

Glenn Frey voice

 

Oh yeah. That’s 100% Sofia Vergara’s body.

 

I’d like to know what leads to such awful movie posters getting made. I find it hard to believe that it would be *that* much more expensive or time-consuming for them to go back and make something simply passable instead of ridiculous garbage like that. It’s not like trying to scrounge a passable movie out of garbage in post-production.

 

This shit is wild hahaha definitely never heard of this

 

Lol whhhhhhhat!? Never heard of this.

 

I have definitely seen that poster before.

 

Oh god, haven’t thought of that movie or seen that poster in forever.

I’m sure by now this could be proved or confirmed but I like to believe that the budget for Theodore Rex was so low that they had to reuse the costume of Earl Sinclair (dad dinosaur from Dinosaurs) with only a few adjustments (but the budget was 33.5 million lmao)

 

It looks closer to his friend though. The one who was actually a T-rex.

 

Theodore Rex seems like a prime candidate for this thread, but it absolutely happened