Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 141

Got the trailer for this before The Fourth Kind, another movie that doesn't exist, and yes that is who it appears to be behind him with the bleached hair

 

It looks like skinny John C Reilly

 

Lmfao it totally does

 

That's because it is

 

Yeah, how do people not know that? That movie was advertised so so much with him

 

Well, for one, it didn't happen

 

Oh dang

You right

 

Who's that

 

John C Reily is the headliner there, but who is discount Rob Pattinson up front?

 

Bob Rattinson

 

Chris Massoglia, he’s also gonna be in that Reagan movie, and he’s a city council member of a Minneapolis suburb!

 

I think you shouldn’t be allow to hold public office if you starred in a movie called The Vampires Assistant (or a Reagan biopic).

 

They're the same movie

 

I’d watch that movie.

 

He just did a Criterion Closet pick and I was like "Really?"

 

I actually saw Fool's Paradise tonight, and trust me, it didn't happen

 

Nothing from the trailer or even the premise suggested it would be good

 

Somehow made my way to Ryan Phillipe's IMDb page and...holy smokes. Talk about movies that didn't happen!

 

I actually really liked Breach. Chris Cooper was great in that

 

I was actually going to say... Breach was the exception. 2007.

 

“Wish Upon” is a classic terrible movie that didn’t happen.

I think Philippe’s career was briefly sidetracked when he was revealed to be abusive. But then he was back for the “Macgruber” show so I guess that got swept under the rug.

 

Simu already run out of Marvel money?

 

Since “Shang Chi” was just his second movie, I gotta imagine he’s still in the “Take what you can get” mindset.