Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 122

Lotta cast.... no movie.

 

No way that’s not a 30 Rock Tracy Jordan movie.

 

Serve? I guess it could be value-neutral, but generally it's good to serve

Protect? Wow that's a big deal, this guy sounds pretty great actually

Lie?!?!?!?

 

weird Paul Westerberg bio

 

Rodney Dangerfield voice "Son of No One? More like Seen by No One!"

 

lol wasn't planning on 30 rock ALREADY being referenced more heavily not too earlier above my last post

 

I knew *rm** H*mm*r was originally supposed to play the Josh Duhamel role but finding out it was originally a Ryan Reynolds movie is chef's kiss

 

Based on a book, oddly enough

 

I had to think about whether or not that was the movie where Jennifer Lopez is the pop star who marries a guy on a whim.

 

nope that one has Owen Wilson!

 

It does look pretty fun.

 

And the author of that book is the reason Eragon was picked up by a major publisher. Fun facts all around.

 

Is Duhamel problematic at all? I legit never understood why he sort of fell off the grid…I always found him pretty likable.

 

I think he just never quite found his niche, which apparently is jlo rom coms

 

Probably doesn’t help that he resembles Timothy Olyphant and Olyphant is better than him lol

 

I’m sure those Transformers paychecks and residuals are nothing to sneeze at.

 

The original barely happened, so who in the hell thought this was a good idea?

 

i agree they look alike and that probably didn't help josh but their vibes couldn't really be more different

 

Future inductee

 

and it’s an HBO exclusive! Shit looks like it was stolen from Netflix based on the poster alone

 

Don't even pretend like we won't all be watching Cocaine Bear

 

Does the bear sniff out cocaine or just does cocaine?

 

Is that gonna be Ray Liotta’s last film?

 

The Bear accidentally did a bunch of cocaine and went nuts