Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 112

So wait, I’m not guaranteed to go to Heaven if I attended church from age 8-15?

 

Only if someone half-heartedly attempted to drown you? I think?

 

Depends if you’re Calvinist or not. I would argue if you got saved during that time, you would go to heaven. But you need to be saved during that time, otherwise it’s unknowable, theologically speaking.

 

Christian Nightmares is a must follow Instagram account

 

I stopped following it for some reason, I need to rethink that

 

This happened to my buddy Eric

 

In related news, during the trailers for Elvis I learned Kirk Cameron has his own production company. I felt a great disturbance in the force.

 

Having to watch a Kirk Cameron movie or a Baz Luhrmann movie would be a tough choice. It would come down to length.

 

they honestly make hell look pretty dope.

 

hasn’t happened yet, probably won’t

 

At least the names coordinate with the actors.

 

Stacked cast. Never happened.

 

What a bizarre cast.

 

way too many nickelodeon movies belong here

 

Snow Day definitely happened. Snow plow man! Also a young and very hot (at least according to 13 year old me) Emannuelle Chiqri or however you spell her name lol. I def had a crush on her in that movie. I remember looking it up later and being shocked to find out she was already like 25 when they filmed that lol

Hotel for Dogs also maybe happened

 

Snow day rules!

 

Snow Day was probably my most rented movie at the local video store

 

Yeah that’s a classic.

 

Lisa Kudrow should be more prominent on the Hotel For Dogs poster

then again Steve Carrell isn't on the Sleepover poster but there is a nice surprise




her child actress era had a lot

 

they should just rerelease this with Steve Carrell and Brie Larson emphasized

 

Imagine That is actually an underrated little family movie. It’s the baby thrown out with the late-Murphy bath water, along with The Haunted Mansion

 

I remember reading and watching Hoot