Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 11

this should be definitive

 

omg I looooved the stupids

 

I disagree with In Time. There was a post earlier about source code and adjustment bureau. This was an excellent era when they were releasing fun scifi movies every year. I've seen source code a few dozen times. Good stuff


And the stupids 100% exists. I'm my own grandpa!

 

In Time was horrendous and easily the worst film I've seen in theaters. So in that regard it very much so exists.

 

It's got J Law a horrible piece of shit which makes it an even worse movie

 

This movie owns.

 

I was 10 when I saw it in theaters and I thought it was so sick between scenes like that and the helicopter scene. Also an avalanche sneaks up on a guy like in a monster movie.

 

The helicopter scene where the woman dies gives me so much anxiety

 

Oh hell yeah vertical limit definitely existed.

 

Yikes.

 

Sorry, but people like her who make transgender jokes, destroy religious artifacts then make fun of it on a talk show and diminish people's mental health issues should go fuck themselves.

I have sources if you want.

 

oof, didn't know about the transphobic shit. knew about everything else.

 

She's a person who thinks being quirky and weird then making jokes about everything gives her a pass and it's incredibly frustrating.

 

I mean I’m definitely gonna look into all of that, really had no idea tbh. That’s super shitty

 

Pretty sure I saw this twice in theaters. Vivid memories of certain shots but could not tell you what it is about

 

Saw that in a theater with my grandma. I remember there being an erectile dysfunction joke that made me mortified.

 

from when i was 12-26 i wrote down every movie i saw in the theaters and i found a few gems. I got two that's on the list, which means i saw it in theaters, and i have absolutely not even the slightest clue what it's about

 

I think any films that have a hyper in-focus set of leads looking over their shoulder in front of a swooshing background belong in this thread.