Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 108

I was gonna say the first Jesse Plemmons movie but apparently he's in Varsity Blues too

 

this weekend a movie opened starring Jessica Chastain and Ralph Fiennes, Christopher Abbott, Matt Smith and Caleb Landry Jones are also in it; doubt anyone here knew

 

He’s at the 1:38 mark

 

I've been on a Mike Judge kick, so I picked up a cheap copy of Extract (a movie which itself may not exist, jury is still out) and holy hell the trailers on this thing are a gold mine for movies that don't exist. This first one in particular.

 

Okay. A subpar Mike Judge misfire featuring TJ Miller and Gene Simmons? Yeah, this movie doesn't exist lol.

I also used to get this movie mixed up with Butter, another film that doesn't exist.

 

Given its cast, “Extract” should have been great. It was not.

 

Landry was in two adaptations about the same high-school team? That is one major coincidence.

 

I love boozy biting sagas

 

When in Rome stinks.

 

Did Norman Reedus just become his walking dead character?

 

That one was kinda fun

 

Got an F on AV Club

 

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey Horror Movie Gets Poster

And in future entries for this category, this fuckin' thing.

 

I’ve seen that movie twice

 

Insane cast for a movie I’ve never known to have happened.

 

No kidding. I’ve never heard of that movie haha

 

I loved Woody Harrelson’s performance in it. Just absurd.

 

Woody is great. I can’t believe Kingpin is being lost to time, he’s so good in it.

 

are we sure these aren’t the same movie?

 

I always get Garrett Dillahunt and Garrett Hedlund confused. One is a big action movie guy and the other gave one of the most underrated comedic performances of all time as Burt in Raising Hope.

 

i like Hedlund a lot but he just doesn’t do good movies