Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 102

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Just saw an ad and I'm obsessed with how Father Stu already doesn't exist

 

Father Stu is actually a massive deal in Montana where I live because I guess he was a priest here or something?

I don't know for sure, but Mark Wahlberg attended the premiere in our capitol the other night and made state-wide headlines lol

 

He really pulled a Leto

 

A trailer played when I went to see Uncharted and a guy in the row behind me said "That's going to be REALLY good"

 

Featuring tiny Tom Holland

 

One of my all-time best negative reviews. A truly evil, repulsive movie.

 

that isn't 2022 Tom Holland? ha

 

Where would one find this review?

 

Lost to the old website. A lot of things I wish I had backed up somewhere.

 

Bummer

 

wow, what a tagline

 

I hate it when the name order doesn't match the order of the people on the poster.

 

it's extremely common because name order is contractually ordered, not just placed wherever you want. For the poster order to match, the designer of the poster would have to specifically create the art based on the contracts, and no one does that

 

Yea it happens all the time. Usually the only time I find it funny is when it’s only two people on the poster and their 2 names up top and they aren’t matched.

 

Exactly

 

why does the trailer not mention that it's Pete Davidson, why is Pete Davidson playing Marmaduke

 

Oh he doesn't even talk?

It's that home doing the song at the end? Lmao

 

That is some horrific animation

 

this has already been posted i'm sure, but i just found out that on top of everything else, it's being directed by mel gibson's girlfriend, and mother of his ninth child. so i'll just say in no uncertain terms that if you pay real money to watch this film i want you off this goddamn site

 

I plan on seeing it because I have Regal Unlimited, so fuck it. I don’t really know how a movie gets my moment in this situation.