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Morrissey’s Alleged Technical Tour Rider

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Sep 19, 2016.

  1. Melody Bot

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  2. SamLevi11

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    All seems pretty standard for what we know of Morrissey. The "No selfie Sticks" part is brilliant though.
  3. sammyboy516

    Trusted Prestigious

    I always find it to be completely absurd that this is just a normal and accepted practice
  4. tyler2tall

    Trusted Supporter

    I'd love to see one of these for the bigger scene bands (blink, fall out boy, Green Day, fob, etc)
  5. thewoj

    Hey, remember Absolutepunk?

    I wonder how much of this is actual, legit stuff, and how much of it is Van Halen-style "no brown M&Ms" kind of stuff.

    If anything, I think it's the "no onions" part that falls under that one.
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  6. Stilicho

    Newbie Supporter

    Word. These riders used to have an important function way back in the day, but I doubt Morrissey's rider is geared towards that kind of safety goal...
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  7. cricketandclover

    Things have changed.

    Maybe someone doesn't like onions?
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  8. hoodrat


    Starbucks? Come the fuck on.
  9. coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    you can do a lot worse when it comes to store bought beans.
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  10. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    ok but I kinda wanna screenshot the part about not skimping on the vegetarian food and send it to the people in charge of catering the meetings I have to attend sometimes cause it's a struggle lol. Everything in there is what I'd like to say but just think as I glare at my sad, protein-less, nearly empty plate.
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  11. Mr_Hox


    My favorite part:

    "Four bottles of QUALITY red wine
    One bottle of QUALITY white wine
    A 4-pack of Red Bull
    One bottle of QUALITY rosé"
  12. Schooner


    Some a quite reasonable. But I'd love to just wear a Gaga meat suit or waft steak at him to piss the old cobber off
  13. sammyboy516

    Trusted Prestigious

    I guess I just think it's ridiculous that musicians of his level are treated as so special and important that it's not just, like, it gets catered or whatever and if you don't like it bring your own food or don't eat it
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  14. cwhit

    still emperor emo Prestigious

    i think it's funny how serious he is about meat but eggs are still fine
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  15. redwing91007

    Next Show - Foals April 22nd

    I love seeing these. Pretty much what I expected from Morrissey too.
  16. Behind the Barricade

    He's pro-choice lol
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  17. inagreendase


    THIS. It's always been so strange to me. He supposedly went vegan last year but maybe he's flexing again.
  18. cwhit

    still emperor emo Prestigious

    like do what you want to do but don't be an outspoken mess if you're going to do this lol
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  19. Speaking as someone who has cooked in the fine dining world, you'd be surprised at how common onion allergies are. My guess is that someone in the crew has that allergy.
  20. redwing91007

    Next Show - Foals April 22nd

    I'm allergic to onions :tear: